She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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