when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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