How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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