Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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