we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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