Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Randomize
