its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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