i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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