there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
soo... how was my night?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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