There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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