so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
