Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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