"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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