isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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