the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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