problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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