Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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