I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm always down for nudity.
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