just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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