Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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