I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
That reminds me...we need to get swords
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I know her cup size but not her name....
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