He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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