I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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