I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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