Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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