The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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