belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
