yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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