i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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