How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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