He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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