Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
my poor anus
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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