Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Randomize
