Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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