R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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