Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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