I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Cover your peen. We're going out.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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