So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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