so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
