Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
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