he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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