you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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