i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i think i have herpe
just one?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Couch. On fire.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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