Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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