i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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