Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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