apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
is it fun? or sober?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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