Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
i out mim tonsoeep
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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