This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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