Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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